The Prince of Italy

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just Sit Right, Si
I'll tell you how I became the Prince of Great Italy

Near Philadelphia, born and raised
In the classroom there I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' and relaxin' all cool
And studin' my Italian after highschool
When a couple of Rotarians who were up to no good
Asked me to go to Europe if I could
I went to one little meeting and got some flair
And said, "I'm movin' to Italia, I'll see you there"

My family whistled out and when they came near
They said," Your one of us now, don't have any fear".
If anything I can tell that this family's rare
But I thought, "Now forget it, Yo Italia, don't stare"

We pulled up to the house about 3 or 4
And I yelled to the family, "I can't ask for more"
I looked at my kingdom
Alla fine sono qui
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Italy

(To all Italians who read this, I am not your Prince or anything, but this is a joke Americans will find funny)